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David Perlmutter's avatar

Nice meeting you, Milton.

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DeeDee D's avatar

Omg I love this! And the artwork!

...”my first thought was crazy right wing lunatic. Second guess was a coke addict” hahahahahha!!!!

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Sally's avatar

I feel I understand him so much better now.

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

“...sickeningly sweet and pungent smell of soiled clown suits mixed with men’s cologne. Imagine being stuck in the trunk of a miniature car, gagging and gasping for breath, wedged under six sweaty men in grease paint.”

Oh God, Merrill. Soiled clown suits. What a thought. How do you come up with stuff like this? You’re amazing, my friend. 👍🏼

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I specialize in the poetry of the stupid.

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Pamela's avatar

Once again Perfect!

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Em Allyn®️™️'s avatar

Disney's manipulation of history knows no bounds

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DeeDee D's avatar

Snow White was a bio-pic? I had no idea!

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Mendy's avatar

Because these days, every character needs an origin story, if not for the sole purpose of settling scores (first to have a beard, first to wear a knitted hat, etc.). Great read, my friend. Keep going! ~MF

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

Get a move on Merrill. I can’t wait forever for your next amazing piece. Get ta’ business!

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