A Special Happy Thanksgiving Presentation

From my theoretical family to yours.

Let me open with a very special holiday message from my so-called family to yours: I am thrilled to present The Merrill Markoe Players in “A Happy Thanksgiving To You.” Prepare to be amazed at the original Squeaky Toy sound track.

And in keeping with my new attempt to not be continually panicky and depressed about things I can not control, I offer this page of last minute Thanksgiving feast suggestions. If you haven’t already made all your decisions, I think this will offer the creative boost you need.

First of all, in the spirit of not serving the same old stuff year after year, may I suggest giving the poor beleaguered turkeys of the world a break by trying this guaranteed-to-please Markoe family favorite:

Or how about this spectacular Shrimp Tree: “A treat for the eye as well as the palate.” Behold the one way in which mankind has truly been able to improve upon nature.

Then again, consider this idea (which , I might add, is also easy to transform into a vegetarian alternative. Mmm.)

And for sides, it would be wrong to overlook this opportunity to

Last, but never least, be sure to end your meal right.

Once again: I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving. And, (assuming that you do), I want to thank you for reading and/or subscribing to my page. And if you don’t, at least you now have a better idea of how to make a cup of coffee. Cheers!