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Sasha's avatar

"Listen, Meghan Markle" is going to be my new retort. Very handy for many situations!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I am so glad you liked it! I erased that line and put it back three times.

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E. Jean Carroll's avatar

YEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee gods, Merrill!

I am ROLLING!

I am dropping to the floor!

You are the Arty Schopenhauer of Comedy. And a genius of dogs.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

THANK YOU!! I have never been called ART SCHOPENHAUER before. I will wear that with my version of pride!

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Jeff Kreines's avatar

Congratulations!!!! Brava!!!!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank you so so much, Ms. inkyelbows.

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Joyce Wadler's avatar

The nice thing about cats is they just do not care.

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Debbie Ridpath Ohi's avatar

Just discovered your Substack via Michael Ian Black's RT.

These posts and your storytelling style is BRILLIANT.

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Michele Miles Gardiner's avatar

I like their star system and the knowledge of how many patrons. I adore their sweet expressions.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank you Michele.

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Katharine Hill's avatar

Missing the various dogs and cats of my past. Your hilarious outlook helps.

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

Ha!

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pambi's avatar

You have the dog "side eye" expression down perfectly! I see it almost every day from mine.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank you. It helps to be looking at them 24 hours a day.

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