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Two Gazebos's avatar

Guess what else a cremaster is? A scrotal muscle. Here’s Wikipedia on the subject:

“The cremaster muscle is a paired structure made of thin layers of striated and smooth muscle that covers the testicles and the spermatic cords in human males. It consists of the lateral and medial parts. Cremaster is an involuntary muscle, responsible for the cremasteric reflex; a protective and physiologic superficial reflex of the testicles. The reflex raises and lowers the testicles in order to keep them protected. Along with the dartos muscle of the scrotum, it regulates testicular temperature, thus aiding the process of spermatogenesis.”

It’s like an elevator operator. “Going up!” “Going down!”

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Anyone not paying enough attention to how mind-blowingly weird life is has no idea what kind of craziness surrounds us all. And it is taking place EVERYWHERE. Thank you for this. I had no idea.

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Two Gazebos's avatar

I forgot to say that I loved your piece, the photos, the video, and the fact that you saved that chrysalis. And bought a mesh house to socially distance the budding butterflies from predators.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank you, Two. So far, today, I have already told three people about cremasteric reflexes of the testicles! (And I wonder why no one is returning my calls. Hmmmph)

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Two Gazebos's avatar

They’re probably cremaster deniers.

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Farmer Fred Hoffman's avatar

Milkweed is just that. A weed! Plant it outside, and the first thing that happens: it gets four feet tall. Then, the golden aphids appear, covering the leaves. Then, a few ladybugs happen upon the restaurant. Mayhem ensues. The seed pods, when dry, explode and spread with the wind. Meanwhile, below ground, the traveling roots of the milkweed (especially common milkweed) send up shoots in other parts of your garden. And then you wait for something to happen. Having said that, stick with local varieties of milkweed. Here in CA, showy milkweed (for NorCal) or narrowleaf milkweed (throughout CA) are widely available and attract monarchs. And this warning from (Calscape) a great resource for native CA plants): "To maximize Monarch butterflies reaching their overwintering areas, plant only locally native milkweed species". If you are growing tropical milkweed, you are not helping the monarchs. Details here: https://ucanr.edu/blogs/blogcore/postdetail.cfm?postnum=56986

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I,of course, knew all this. And I buy milkweed that is native to Ca. I dont know why you just ASSUMED I did NOT know this. But as it turns out: I know many things!!

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Two Gazebos's avatar

Nice farmersplaining, Fred. You have to ask yourself why you are are unable to tell from her piece and the pictures and the video and the time she took to find out how to save the fallen chrysalis that SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I felt kind of bad sniping at Farmer Fred. But yes, I do a lot of research on the damn butterflies. Far more than I need. HOWEVER, I DID NOT KNOW the data that 2 Gazebos wrote to me (above) about cremaster muscles and testicles. I am pretty sure I am never going to forget it.

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Immelda's avatar

This is great!! Love it all!

Congratulations to the author, the filmmaker, the naturalist, and the political activist ALL!!

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gretchen's avatar

Your farewell video was brilliant! They are just so beautiful.

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brian m's avatar

Hadley is my fave, a real character with that glimmer of mischief in his eye.

Finally a use for all this floss my hygenist loads me up with.

debate in 9hrs 45 min.....this helped, thank you

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Yes. That Hadley. You never know what to expect.

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Betsy Salkind's avatar

Maureen!

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Abruptly Biff Contemplates's avatar

Loved this! Thank you.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank YOU, Mr. Abruptly.

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Good Jonathan's avatar

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, your neighbors only 70 miles up the coast, were once part of the British Royal Family and are still considered royalty except by the his bigoted brother, the Halfwit Prince, and Monarch father, King Charles the Gormless. Harry, the Royal formerly known as Prince, is fifth in line to be a Monarch and he and Duchess Meghan are parents to two chrysalises, Archie and Lilibet.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Yes. I know.

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Bill Southern's avatar

Very educational piece, Merrill. You are a superhero to the Monarch population.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Correct.

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

What a lovely dang thing. Just beautiful.

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MJ Catlett's avatar

".....and yet somehow still not a sociopath........" But hey, the day is still young.

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Noodles & Cabbage's avatar

I love this. The Mexico part is something I only learned about a couple of years ago, when I visited a Monarch tagging demonstration in Cape May, New Jersey. Yes, they literally tag butterflies so they can track them to Mexico. Of course a butterfly can't handle a radio transmitter, so they just paste a tiny wafer-thin numbered decal onto the wing, and if anybody catches that butterfly a year later in Mexico, there are instructions about where to report it. This is of course an insanely inefficient endeavor, but they tag thousands of Monarchs in New Jersey and every year a handful of reports come back from equally dedicated butterfly fans in Mexico.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

The photos they take of the convergences of millions of these guys in trees or wherever are breathtaking.

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Mark Morey's avatar

What a great piece. So many levels. You mock Hillbilly Boy and celebrate the mysteries of life in the same story. I got misty about Zontar, especially when the music rolled in. <3 [bad heart] Bonus: After a number of years, I have at least a clue as to the meaning of THE CREMASTER CYCLE, a group of films by artist Matthew Barney. Without ever taking five seconds to look up the word. No wonder academics are discredited.

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Perry Albertson's avatar

Thank you, Merrill, as always!

What a thrill for me to discover that you are a butterfly head; how did I miss that or is it just a figment of my dementia? I am and have been a butterfly head for a long time. I could talk about them pert near forever. I'll try to spare you, but let me just say that I foster 5-7 species of butterflies in my yard. My latest favorite is probably the Giant Swallowtail. But don't get me started!

I knew we had more in common than meets the eye!

Great job on your descriptions, photos, and videos!!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I do not want to get you overly started but,...What plants attract swallowtails? We have been having that discussion around here and I didn't come up with an answer yet. Monarchs make it so easy. Its Milkweed or bust.

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Perry Albertson's avatar

Giant Swallowtail cats feed on Citrus, Rue, Sapote, et al.

Desert Black Swallowtail - Fennel, Dill, Anise, Rue

Anise Swallowtail - same as DBS

Pipevine Swallowtail - certain species of Aristolochia; (fimbriata, tomentosa, macroura, californica, and others.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

So do you just find the caterpillars on those plants? Same as with monarchs? Or is there some special magic?

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Perry Albertson's avatar

They will come to visit you, especially if you have some nectar sources for them!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

So what I think you are sayings is that you don't raise the caterpillars in a habitat....you just see some visiting Swallowtails near these plants?

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Perry Albertson's avatar

I have reared around 60 Pipevine cats this season from eggs and newly hatched baby cats to chrysalides. These are provided to me by fellow enthusiasts who have established “colonies” and have the PVs ovipositing on their vines. These cats are similar to Monarchs in that they grow pretty large and .have prodigious appetites and can sometimes exhaust their food supply. I have plenty of food sources but no visits from egg-laying females. So I foster from friends bountiful supply. (The Pipevine Swallowtail is not what I would consider a “common” species in our area, compared to several others such as Monarchs, Frittilaries, and Sulphurs) These I rear in pop-up mesh enclosures like yours.

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Woke Marxist Pope's avatar

This is wonderful!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Awww. Thanks Marina.

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Pia Owens's avatar

I would never have guessed that you can repair a fallen chrysalis. Impressive!

Around here (Northeast), we have black swallow-wort which fools the caterpillars and kills them. I wonder if you have that in CA too. It is everywhere and local gardeners are constantly trying to educate people to identify and get rid of it.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I have never heard tell of this one. Granted I am only in touch with one other person who has any interest Monarchs. But I just read about it on line. And now I know I have SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT. Great! I'll be on the look out.

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