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Michele Miles Gardiner's avatar

The last one. Perfect!

P.S. I have enjoyed Cynthia Heimel's (What a loss) writing for many years. Last night, I picked from my shelf, "When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me," to enjoy again. This time I noticed your name in her dedication. First, my heart hurt for you. I only loved her through her books, I had no idea you two were friends. Next, I thought: What fun those two funny writers must've had together. Interesting, how I gravitate to certain artist, creators, etc. The same will happen in music. If I love one artist, I find they have a kinship with other artists I love.

And you both love dogs...

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Lily's avatar

Too funny.

Frigate bird triumphs!

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Shire Jansen's avatar

Wally for the win! 🐕 These were excellent comparison examples, Thank you!

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Vicky E's avatar

Susie wins hands down -- her outfits are the highlight of "Curb You Enthusiasm" -- but I'd love to know the story behind the Wal-Mart woman apparently wearing a bedsheet?

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Trish Quintenz's avatar

I'm thinking comforter...

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Doug's avatar

After today, going through a car wash will never be the same for me.

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

Wally wins the whole dang thing. 🏆

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DeeDee D's avatar

Laughed my fool head off!

Between the car wash and the frigate bird! OMG!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thanks Triple D!

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Woke Marxist Pope's avatar

Wally is giving a gravitas tempered with insouciance. Tomorrow every It Girl will be carrying their clutch in their jaws, trailing in his wake.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Haaaaa. Also: Yes.Precisely.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

OMG! I'm dying!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Angie Graham's avatar

Luv this. Absolutely hilarious 🤣. You've brightened my day ! And how ridiculous some (most) of the Fashion Week garments are!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I have always wondered what the thinking is about some of the stuff. But I think its a little like the show cars the car companies put out that they never put into the market as a product for sale. Someone is just freestyling. Thats got to be what it is for some of it.

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Angie Graham's avatar

Good point. Because most of these clothes are simply not wearable or even practical ! 🤣

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Kay-El's avatar

I will never understand how this is considered fashion. The pics are hilarious.

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Iris Dart's avatar

Love your writing. You always provide a much needed laugh.

I think we are a generation apart as TV writers. Sorry not to

get to know you but feel as if I am through these columns.

Iris Dart

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Sally's avatar

Hahahahah! Brilliant!

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That's no lady!'s avatar

I feel so sorry for the tiny boobs on the model in the White slip dress. They are screaming for support. Maybe a Go Fund Me would help.

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Bed sheets! hehe. I remember the Chanel garbage bag.

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brian m's avatar

omg funny as can be.

thank you!

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