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The last one. Perfect!

P.S. I have enjoyed Cynthia Heimel's (What a loss) writing for many years. Last night, I picked from my shelf, "When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me," to enjoy again. This time I noticed your name in her dedication. First, my heart hurt for you. I only loved her through her books, I had no idea you two were friends. Next, I thought: What fun those two funny writers must've had together. Interesting, how I gravitate to certain artist, creators, etc. The same will happen in music. If I love one artist, I find they have a kinship with other artists I love.

And you both love dogs...

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Feb 20Liked by Merrill Markoe

Too funny.

Frigate bird triumphs!

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Wally for the win! 🐕 These were excellent comparison examples, Thank you!

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Susie wins hands down -- her outfits are the highlight of "Curb You Enthusiasm" -- but I'd love to know the story behind the Wal-Mart woman apparently wearing a bedsheet?

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After today, going through a car wash will never be the same for me.

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Wally wins the whole dang thing. 🏆

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Laughed my fool head off!

Between the car wash and the frigate bird! OMG!

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Wally is giving a gravitas tempered with insouciance. Tomorrow every It Girl will be carrying their clutch in their jaws, trailing in his wake.

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OMG! I'm dying!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Luv this. Absolutely hilarious 🤣. You've brightened my day ! And how ridiculous some (most) of the Fashion Week garments are!

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I will never understand how this is considered fashion. The pics are hilarious.

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Love your writing. You always provide a much needed laugh.

I think we are a generation apart as TV writers. Sorry not to

get to know you but feel as if I am through these columns.

Iris Dart

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Hahahahah! Brilliant!

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I feel so sorry for the tiny boobs on the model in the White slip dress. They are screaming for support. Maybe a Go Fund Me would help.

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Bed sheets! hehe. I remember the Chanel garbage bag.

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Feb 19·edited Feb 20

omg funny as can be.

thank you!

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