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brian m's avatar

Good god, you were like an inverse ed murrow calling the blitz from a london rooftop!

A few more gems like this and i can complete my merrill markoe charm bracelet๐Ÿ‘

thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚

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That's no lady!'s avatar

We all mature in different ways, right? And the two examples you gave ARE very funny, if a bit dangerous. Imagine if that couple upstairs had burst a hole in the waterbed. "JOURNALIST MRS. HESSEL AND HUSBAND MARTHA DROWNED IN BIZARRE WATERBED INCIDENT."

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Good point. Or imagine what I could have caught by being even an arms length from the bed.

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That's no lady!'s avatar

I can't even.

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Lily's avatar

"the difference between being an adult and being a kid was simply realizing that I didnโ€™t need to actively seek out questionable situations in order to write about them"

Huge observation. Would have saved me time and more. A lot of my friends seemed to just know this on their own. Was it their frontal lobes?

In the end, the last time I decided I would enter a questionable situation in order to write about it was what convinced me it was the last time.

From a different perspective: wanting to be an adult seems as essential as the exterior specs.

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Beth Pearson's avatar

I can SO relate to the influence of books by Jack Kerouac and Ken Kesey and also of the Algonquin Round Table folks. And I was pretty clueless, too, about the position of women in those worlds. Who was I supposed to want to be? Mardou in The Subterraneans?

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Bill Southern's avatar

Seems like a missed opportunity, Merrill - you could have become a stun gun tycoon.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

One of my biggest regrets.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

You've made me reflect on the many times I've responded "Because it was funny" to what I considered a ridiculous question from an incredulous friend or loved one.

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