I once knew a dog who could quietly sit next on the floor next to you (most commonly next to a dining table) -- look right up at you and squeeze out a tear. NO LIE.
When I first glanced this, I thought it said ‘devious world of dog masturbation strategies’, which might even be better? Remember, they have no fingers or opposable thumbs. By far the WORST part of being a dog.
While the whole history of the dog world’s domestication of humans is fascinating by itself, your illustrations really bring it to life. I hope you find more chapters, and soon!
Merrill! Is it possible? Your dogs SPEAK to me!
Hmm. I see. And am I to understand that you have been advising them?
YES, they sought my advice on several matters. I referred them to my attorneys.
So I have to hold Roberta Kaplan responsible for this behavior? Oh dear.
She is conducting depositions as I write!
I absolutely love your art and your lettering!
We have a 9-year old Dutch Malinois who’s a retired combat dog.
This matters because Mals have lower lips.
Imagine ALL the things a human toddler can do with that lower lip to manipulate you.
Now imagine that same ability on what’s basically a furry, muscle-bound toddler who’s smarter than us AND is fluent in Merrill-Speak.
😱🤗😱🤗🫠
Thank You - this made us happy.
Thank you Rooster. I am going now to look at Malinois photos and examine the lips.
I recognize these manipulative strategies. It’s good to identify and name them. Very helpful. Thank you, Merrill.
Not sure what to do about aggressive, menacing growling/barking for more treats.
Love this! Hoping for the cat version but I fear the cats won’t make it so easy to find.
Unholy alliance, indeed! This is so good.
I once knew a dog who could quietly sit next on the floor next to you (most commonly next to a dining table) -- look right up at you and squeeze out a tear. NO LIE.
This dog here can say, "Why does it take you so long to learn my simple commands"
Nicely put.
How does one convey
"such a good good human... oh yes you are. you're so smart. you wonderful, beautiful, pup"
I knew it. There's a dog conspiracy. That's why my dog has taken over my heart, my bed, and my life. Next, the world!
Your dog faces are so emotive.
When I first glanced this, I thought it said ‘devious world of dog masturbation strategies’, which might even be better? Remember, they have no fingers or opposable thumbs. By far the WORST part of being a dog.
While the whole history of the dog world’s domestication of humans is fascinating by itself, your illustrations really bring it to life. I hope you find more chapters, and soon!
THANKS. I will have to step up my search for where they hid the book. But I think I have some strong clues.
Truth and delightful artwork that made me smile!
Have a super week👍
Morning chuckles over coffee. So fun (& spot on)!
Hilarious