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Cintra Wilson's avatar

I was just thinking about you! This is superb. Good to see you in such fine form.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I’ve been keeping abreast of your comings and goings on substack. Sad you got fired. Happy you resettled. Glad you seem to have a partner you like. Going to check right now and see if I have missed anything.

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Mary Beth's avatar

RE: EXHIBIT A. Montgomery Burns is older than I thought he was. Somebody alert Matt Groening.

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B L's avatar

Still a tossup which is better: your impeccably researched gems or your impeccably snarky commentary. Keep it coming!

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Andrea Stein's avatar

I was once named Customer of the Week at Peet’s Coffee on Main Street in Santa Monica (now a Blue Bottle). My sister, who was a surgeon at Stanford, had received a prestigious award around the same time. I told her about my award. She didn’t get the joke.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I think we both know who the got the long term honor.

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Andrea Stein's avatar

Free coffee for a week means something!

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HollyValera's avatar

Dear me. Dear John. Dear God. Dear Anybody—please do not let that old orange whore get even a glimpse of that clip.

Thanks for bringing it, though, to my horrified attention.

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Craig Tyson Adams's avatar

Is Bill available? I could use a wing man. Need to kick up a cloud o' grit!

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JeannieLaKT's avatar

Oh my god, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers was the lunchtime movie (over 5 days) at my Jr. High. Thanks to the poor film quality, we couldn’t understand anything anyone was saying.

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Chris Stanton's avatar

I take your point, but if I don’t treat ‘em rough the sobbin’ women will think that I’m tetched. And that I can’t abide.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Yes. I can understand the difficulty here. All I can suggest is: TIME for a DANCE!

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Chris Stanton's avatar

YEE-HAW!

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Quentin Hardy's avatar

All true on Seven Brides, though we should all admire that delightful crowd warmer, "Bless Your Beautiful Hide." Because when I'm angling to get hitched, it's stockyard imagery all the way! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P435SkFsmc

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Haaa. I will revisit those lyrics post haste.

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Sharon Liveten's avatar

In my,Chatsworth neighborhood, we are lucky to have a lot of peacocks, and the hens so indifferent to the males, until they are not. And Bill seems a little creepy, that's a juvenile hen his flapping his tail feathers at! Thanks for the break from, you know, the rest of life.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

How can you tell that hen is “juvenile”?

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brian m's avatar

Illegitimi non carborundum

and thank you!

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Two Gazebos's avatar

In the worst drawing of the 12th century, I first read the word in the nose not as “olfactus” but “olfartus,” which is an understandable misreading, since it is the “olfactus” is where the “olfartus” hits home.

Yours sincerely,

Ol’ Fartus

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Bless yore beautiful hide, wherever you may be."

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