Sorbet Between Election Courses: FASHION WEEK NYC 2024

And another terrifying round of WHO WORE IT BEST?

I was still reeling from watching the debate last night when I realized I had been neglecting other stories of life changing importance.

Before the debate started, I felt so overly identified with Kamala that it almost seemed like it was I who was going to have to face a national audience, remember a million salient numerical details, yet somehow maintain a composed and slightly amused facial expression while at the same time not getting triggered by hearing HIM rage and lie just a few feet away. When she jumped in with a great rebuttal almost immediately, I did relax a little. But, quite frankly, not enough. Even though I occasionally broke into applause, alone in my room, it was still increasingly apparent that TWO FULL HOURS of exposure to HIM was taking such an enormous toll on me that I am now developing a theory that it can be developed into a rapid weight loss program nearly as effective as Ozempic. Within a half hour, my appetite was completely destroyed. I could also feel my heart rate skyrocketing. If that debate had continued any longer, I might have had to be treated for electrolyte abnormalities and hypermetabolism.

That was when it occurred to me that I had gotten so wrapped up in the terrors of this election and the malevolence of the GOP ticket that I forgot to pay attention to N.Y. FASHION WEEK 2024.

Yes. That’s right. It was just Fashion Week 2024 in New York City again. Because it seems like it is ALWAYS fashion week in New York City, Paris, Milan and London. The Greco-Roman calendar did not provide enough weeks in the year to accommodate all the fashion weeks human civilization had in mind for itself. What are we to do but sprint after them, knowing we will never get caught up.

So before it becomes just another speck of dust in our poorly adjusted rear view mirrors, let us briefly examine FALL FASHION WEEK NYC 2024. Because believe you me, it’s a whole different ball of wax than the SPRING Fashion Week2024 of a few months ago.

No. Wait.

What we just wrapped up was SPRING Fashion Week NYC 2024. Obviously. FALL is when we have SPRING fashion week. DUH. FALL fashion week is what happened LAST SPRING. Everyone knows that.

Anyway, my real point is that Fall SpringFashion 2024 is wrapping up in New York City today. So it’s definitely time for another rousing edition of ‘Who Wore it Best?

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So there! Now we are all caught up before Fashion Week NYC 2024 comes to a close. We can relax, knowing that at least fashion-wise we are…Uh oh. What is this coming across my laptop, unbidden.

Oh dear. Here we go again.