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Jane Fisher's avatar

I'm disappointed you didn't take the opportunity to show another chrysalis picture-the cats definitely wore it better than that Thom Browne model.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

I'll have to go with the pufferfish.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

BREAKFAST AT DENNY'S

DYING

Love it as always, --PP

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Thank you PP.

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Mavis Jukes's avatar

I think grumpy and puffer are a tie.

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Emilio Rios's avatar

Informative

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brian m's avatar

Hilarious! Testicle man looks way too happy. The safety patrol look was a forced march down memory lane. my outpost was so far away from the school I could just make it there, "safety up" the usual nobody, then race back

or miss the fifth grade. my vice principal was the king of passive aggressive. Another regret to replay as i try to sleep tonight!

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Yikes ahootie's avatar

Seeing the AREA design (person with the red handprints on the dark dress/bodysuit thingy) I immediately thought of the mustachioed villain of Manos, Hands of Fate.

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Bill Southern's avatar

I so look forward to Fashion Week - your review, I mean, not the show itself - your perspective actually makes sense of that nonsense.

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

Why thank you Bill Southern

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That's no lady!'s avatar

I can't decide which one to wear to a spring wedding. Ideally the outfit could do double duty for a graduation party.

Someone please help!

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Merrill Markoe's avatar

I believe the outfit with the fried eggs is totally perfect for spring, what with Easter around the corner. Thought the best one for graduation is totally the one with the spikes. Because of rowdy celebrating teens.

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Lily's avatar

The mind staggers while considering so many overconfident contestants.

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Perry Albertson's avatar

Thank you, as always, Merrill!

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Lala's avatar

lord I needed to read this today 😂 thank you

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