When I got to the”here is what everyone else is thinking...” and the text message pix of SANDWICHES... I truly, authentically, sincerely starting laughing loudly - out loud! And could not hold back the 😭. Husband stared and glared at me- he is watching football after all.
Merrill, this is hysterically funny but also wonderfully compassionate for the runaway teenager who did not have an 🪓 who was at risk of possibly being shot at by police.
My Brookyn Jewish Borscht Belt NY in me says to write ... “or was the compassion for the cat in the back pack!!”but I won’t do that.
You are hysterically funny both in words and pix. I love ❤️ you. But not like that. May you be inscribed in the Book of Life,cause Lord knows we will need to laugh!
Not sure whether any of it is true, but an entertaining read. And I have lived in California but luckily in Laguna Beach in the 60’s when walking was fun. Now I’m hungry for a sandwich.
Thank you for setting me straight. I’m all for laughing (and dancing) my way through this retrograde era. Now I really must toss the cat off my lap and make some dinner. Keeping calm and carrying on . . .
A good argument can be made that Berkeley and Seattle both have city identity and are both better places to live. LA really does not have a city identity, except that a lot of television and film is produced here. And in both cases, they are trying to appeal to a mass market and so reject the idea of a city identity.
Laughing out loud and had to read out the texts to my husband (because it's SO much funnier to have someone laboriously reading something out to you, than reading it yourself). TOO FUNNY, MM! --PP
But also, thank you for the addendum admonishing people not to add fake details about a suspect having an axe when writing a police report.
I live in Boise, Idaho, and last month police shot and killed a local man who was having a mental health crisis and did have a sharp weapon. The situation was horrifying and tragic, but it makes clear that when police are in fear, they often reach for weapons quickly. That isn’t a situation that works well for anyone. I’m so glad this event ended up with nothing but sandwiches ultimately being viciously attacked.
What with the strike and everything, Ive forgotten what fresh new comedy feels like! It feels AWESOME!
We need an award for most laughs in a single post... ‘cause y’all just won!
THANK YOU! 🤣😁🤣😆😂🤣
I live in a semi-rural part of NY. the only excitement we get are nextdoor posts warning that someone saw a black person on their street
Well as long as they restrain themselves from adding "and I think he had an axe", I guess we're good.
When I got to the”here is what everyone else is thinking...” and the text message pix of SANDWICHES... I truly, authentically, sincerely starting laughing loudly - out loud! And could not hold back the 😭. Husband stared and glared at me- he is watching football after all.
Merrill, this is hysterically funny but also wonderfully compassionate for the runaway teenager who did not have an 🪓 who was at risk of possibly being shot at by police.
My Brookyn Jewish Borscht Belt NY in me says to write ... “or was the compassion for the cat in the back pack!!”but I won’t do that.
You are hysterically funny both in words and pix. I love ❤️ you. But not like that. May you be inscribed in the Book of Life,cause Lord knows we will need to laugh!
Thanks Amy. How much are they charging for the book of life appearances now?
I won lifetime credit on Price is Right
I know axes can sometimes be dangerous if mishandled but have you ever tried putting a cat into a backpack?!?
That is a very good point.
They’d go on by themselves but then you’d have to be quick on the zipper
Time for a slow speed chase.
Depending on the cat, things could've been way dicier.
Whew! Always so gratifying when a potentially disastrous situation ends up with a good sandwich. 👍🏼
So the kid was a cat burglar?
God bless the comedy writers, for staying on brand in every possible situation. Also this is the best.
Not sure whether any of it is true, but an entertaining read. And I have lived in California but luckily in Laguna Beach in the 60’s when walking was fun. Now I’m hungry for a sandwich.
Totally true. And it was day before yesterday.
Thank you for setting me straight. I’m all for laughing (and dancing) my way through this retrograde era. Now I really must toss the cat off my lap and make some dinner. Keeping calm and carrying on . . .
I want to party with YOU GUYS
Is it wrong that this makes me miss L.A.?
It’s always in the back of my mind that Berkeley beats you on weird & Seattle on traffic.
A good argument can be made that Berkeley and Seattle both have city identity and are both better places to live. LA really does not have a city identity, except that a lot of television and film is produced here. And in both cases, they are trying to appeal to a mass market and so reject the idea of a city identity.
Laughing out loud and had to read out the texts to my husband (because it's SO much funnier to have someone laboriously reading something out to you, than reading it yourself). TOO FUNNY, MM! --PP
I also live in Los Angeles and can confirm this newsletter describes a pretty typical occurrence around these parts. No notes.
Haa.
This was hilarious, as with all your writing.
But also, thank you for the addendum admonishing people not to add fake details about a suspect having an axe when writing a police report.
I live in Boise, Idaho, and last month police shot and killed a local man who was having a mental health crisis and did have a sharp weapon. The situation was horrifying and tragic, but it makes clear that when police are in fear, they often reach for weapons quickly. That isn’t a situation that works well for anyone. I’m so glad this event ended up with nothing but sandwiches ultimately being viciously attacked.
Hilarious! Thank you for finding the joke! 🤣