Wait, do I share my credit card info here in the comments or is there some kind of official form I need to fill out? I mean, I don’t care if people know my CC info but I definitely don’t want anyone to know my very personal fat globule type…
the only thing missing was the 50 minute video not giving you answers until the end and then you have to give money before you find out the true secret. I used to be a sucker for those. Those days are over and as usual you are brilliant. xoxo
I was basing this on those. Those drive me CRAZY. I wont let them start now....especially the animated ones with someone drawing on a pad...and that they wont tell you what they are selling. I was specifically thinking about those. THose drive me NUTS.
and to think I was actually a sucker for those for a bit. Now I'm trying not to do those ones where you keep moving the page forward and they go on and on and on. just to find out everybody was happy in the end after living through the most unlucky thing imaginable.
Thank you Holly. That means a lot. I lost a lot of people over this one. And of course, like with everything, I have no idea why. But if you liked it, at least I have THAT.
I tried this diet.... or one like it, I think, I'm almost positive it was fat globule oriented. ( What is a fat globule anyway...??? Sounds disgusting )
Haaa. Yes I know. I was trying to walk that line. But if THIS seemed real to you, my advice to you then is DONT SEND YOUR MONEY TO ANY WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAMS.
Big Beauty is REAL? I'd heard whispers here and there, but didn't trust them. It was too hard to wrap my square head around. Thank you for the enlightening but terrifying news.
I had no idea that all of this was so intricately intertwined. Now I’m certain that I’ll have to deal with my Pear, Apple, Carrot & Curvy body. This will replace that silly workout regime and diet.
In the 6 foods that will naturally kill the parasites in my body are the pictures the foods I will need to eat or are they pictures of the parasites? Because if that’s going to be my new diet, I’m not going to send you my credit card.
Wait, do I share my credit card info here in the comments or is there some kind of official form I need to fill out? I mean, I don’t care if people know my CC info but I definitely don’t want anyone to know my very personal fat globule type…
Okay, but this is a real thing too, right?
Fat Globule Type is the number one font used in dieting publications
TRUE!
the only thing missing was the 50 minute video not giving you answers until the end and then you have to give money before you find out the true secret. I used to be a sucker for those. Those days are over and as usual you are brilliant. xoxo
I was basing this on those. Those drive me CRAZY. I wont let them start now....especially the animated ones with someone drawing on a pad...and that they wont tell you what they are selling. I was specifically thinking about those. THose drive me NUTS.
and to think I was actually a sucker for those for a bit. Now I'm trying not to do those ones where you keep moving the page forward and they go on and on and on. just to find out everybody was happy in the end after living through the most unlucky thing imaginable.
i am happy to report that the one you are mentioning is not familiar to me!
I moved my scrolling finger, so I know I burned calories, or metabolism something. Thanks Merrill!
Me too! I think I've lost at least half a ring size!
Genius.
Thank you Holly. That means a lot. I lost a lot of people over this one. And of course, like with everything, I have no idea why. But if you liked it, at least I have THAT.
OMG Merrill! You are so beyond fucking BRILLIANT 🤩‼️You always make my day brighter ♥️
Thanks Martha. You are very kind.
Merrill you have changed my life.
This made my rectangle sugar face laugh out loud
while I polished off a bag of mint chocolate Milanos!
I tried this diet.... or one like it, I think, I'm almost positive it was fat globule oriented. ( What is a fat globule anyway...??? Sounds disgusting )
Wait, let me find my credit card statement... 🙄🤣😉
Haaa. (I think)
I'm a cynic...🤣
I was seriously worried that this was not satire. It's hard to tell, the actual weight loss scams are not more subtle than the joke
Haaa. Yes I know. I was trying to walk that line. But if THIS seemed real to you, my advice to you then is DONT SEND YOUR MONEY TO ANY WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAMS.
No worries there, I'm saving my money to get rich selling essential oils. 😝
Is it wrong that I'm craving a pear right now?
Yes.
Big Beauty is REAL? I'd heard whispers here and there, but didn't trust them. It was too hard to wrap my square head around. Thank you for the enlightening but terrifying news.
Could I borrow your credit card please? Thanking you in advance.
I had no idea that all of this was so intricately intertwined. Now I’m certain that I’ll have to deal with my Pear, Apple, Carrot & Curvy body. This will replace that silly workout regime and diet.
CMM
Welcome aboard, CMM. The path to a perfect body lies ahead.
In the 6 foods that will naturally kill the parasites in my body are the pictures the foods I will need to eat or are they pictures of the parasites? Because if that’s going to be my new diet, I’m not going to send you my credit card.
Those are the pictures of the food that you feed the parasites so that they leave you alone!