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Wait, do I share my credit card info here in the comments or is there some kind of official form I need to fill out? I mean, I don’t care if people know my CC info but I definitely don’t want anyone to know my very personal fat globule type…

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Mar 15Liked by Merrill Markoe

Okay, but this is a real thing too, right?

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Fat Globule Type is the number one font used in dieting publications

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the only thing missing was the 50 minute video not giving you answers until the end and then you have to give money before you find out the true secret. I used to be a sucker for those. Those days are over and as usual you are brilliant. xoxo

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I moved my scrolling finger, so I know I burned calories, or metabolism something. Thanks Merrill!

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Genius.

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OMG Merrill! You are so beyond fucking BRILLIANT 🤩‼️You always make my day brighter ♥️

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Merrill you have changed my life.

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This made my rectangle sugar face laugh out loud

while I polished off a bag of mint chocolate Milanos!

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I tried this diet.... or one like it, I think, I'm almost positive it was fat globule oriented. ( What is a fat globule anyway...??? Sounds disgusting )

Wait, let me find my credit card statement... 🙄🤣😉

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I was seriously worried that this was not satire. It's hard to tell, the actual weight loss scams are not more subtle than the joke

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Is it wrong that I'm craving a pear right now?

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Big Beauty is REAL? I'd heard whispers here and there, but didn't trust them. It was too hard to wrap my square head around. Thank you for the enlightening but terrifying news.

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Could I borrow your credit card please? Thanking you in advance.

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I had no idea that all of this was so intricately intertwined. Now I’m certain that I’ll have to deal with my Pear, Apple, Carrot & Curvy body. This will replace that silly workout regime and diet.

CMM

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In the 6 foods that will naturally kill the parasites in my body are the pictures the foods I will need to eat or are they pictures of the parasites? Because if that’s going to be my new diet, I’m not going to send you my credit card.

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