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Dylan's Christmas Lights: A Scholarly Treatise
Enough about You: My Explanation of Narcissism
And now, a few things about Skwrrls
BEHOLD: First Canine Map of The WORLD
Auntie Merrill's Fairy Tales for a Modern World
The JOY of internet vegetables.
How to leap-frog over your nagging critical parent by writing at 5 A.M.
Some things that happened last week that I liked.
When is a doctor not a doctor?
The Secret Language of Dog Toys
The Graduation Speech I Never Got to Give.
Love is Blind. So are Teenage Girls.
When plans for sandwiches are interrupted by an axe-wielding lunatic.
The Two Great American pastimes: Celebrating and Freaking Out.
A Story About the Time I Agreed to Try to Entertain Mensans
You Can't Spell Sex Without A.I.
How to Make New Less Crazy Friends
Barbie: The CH13 Merrill's LA 10:00 news segment
Advice for Couples: How to Fight Fairly
Summer School for Dogs:"Edible or Inedible?"
ADVICE FOR DOGS ON THE 4th of JULY
Bulletin: Women No Longer Have Any Idea How to Eat Cake
Women Who Write While Lying on their Stomachs
My Role in a Couple of Murders
The Ballad of My Friend Casey Part 2
'HOW TO GET EVERYTHING EVERY TIME.'
The Ballad of Dora, The Depressed Decorator
Diary By The Bird That Flew into My House.
A Walk in the Woods with the Dogs