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'A Complete Unknown': The Ballad of TOSHI

In the Spirit of the Season: My Rat Story redux: NOW with a few seasonal UPDAteS!

Oh boy. Fire: Waiting to hear if we have to evacuate. (NOW w a 2nd UPDATE)

A Special Happy Thanksgiving Presentation

Hooray! Some Reasons to Love L.A.

Figuring out How to Keep Writing

Emergency Preparedness, Election Threats and Other Fun Pastimes

Memorable things that happened to me this week.

A Debate on Throwing Stuff Out

When Relatives Vote Wrong

Sorbet Between Election Courses: FASHION WEEK NYC 2024

AttentionJD Vance: I am also an Intentionally Childless Cat(erpillar) Lady.

Revisiting the Two Great American Pastimes: Celebrating and Freaking Out.

The Curious Case of the Self-Deprecating First Man.

A trip back to GOP conventions of yore, before HIM.

Intentionally Childless and yet NOT a Sociopath

A Cure for Insomnia from 1450!

Brand new candidate means brand new friends.

Narcissists Say the Darndest Things

Distress plus shallow analysis=humor

More ADVICE FOR DOGS ON 4th of JULY

Cookies, cookies, cookies.

How to argue politically, OG style

Why I Love Dogs: An Indecipherable Puzzle.

How I Finally Became an Adult

A Letter of Welcome to A Trillion Cicadas

The Futility of Defending Yourself Against Mishaps.

The Many Many Packages of Olivia Pando Martel

Do YOU know "How to Think"?

How to be Happy: A Refresher Course

'Meet the Detectives' and 'Man into Putty.'

SHOW AND TELL: Some Things That Happened

HOW to FIND THE RIGHT SNACK

THE FINALE of 'Why I Waited 22 Years to Get Married.'

AMAZING TOP SECRET RAPID WEIGHT LOSS DIET PLAN. ABSOLUTELY FREE.

LOVE is NOT blind, but it is definitely HEARING IMPAIRED.

Fashion Week Part 3: PARIS!!

'As long as we both shall live' and other terrors

FASHION WEEK PART 2: WHO WORE IT BEST?

Bad advice, learning to trust and the awful love life of The Mother of Feminism.

My 30th birthday, Even More Weird History of Marriage, Bad Husband Anecdotes and Elevator Problems.

FASHION WEEK Preview: Who Wore it Better

BE BEST(man):Weird wedding history, advice from parents and from Epicurus and MORE!

What you know 'When you know you know.'

THE DOG DIARIES

Why I Waited 22 Years Before Getting Married

The Secret Language of Fashion Models

The time I gave a talk called 'Your Career as a Writer.'